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If I can't write like Stephen King, I can still take a page out of his book, pardon the pun. This blog represents the entirety of my unpublished book, originally titled Rudy Davis Meets Elder Sea Nettle.
You can click through the numbered chapters listed below to read the book in order.
It would make this struggling author very happy to have some readership, even if I never get properly published. After all, it took me over 15 years to write the thing, someone needs to read it. If you like it, send your friends a link. If you don't , well I guess you can click off, so to speak.
Feel free to comment but please be gentle, it's my first time.
Thanks for reading.
David Heiniger
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Prologue
PART ONE
Chapter One – Hate You, Hate Kansas
Chapter Two – Cola Wars
Chapter Three - No Cars for Silly Haoles
Chapter Four - A-Row-ha My Ass
Chapter Five - Elder Sea Nettle
Chapter Six - Sweet Dreams and Other Fallacies
Chapter Seven - Puna-who?
Chapter Eight - Paying the Bills
Chapter Nine - Maui No Ka Oi
Chapter Ten - Makawao Madness
Chapter Eleven - Drifting
Chapter Twelve - That Damned Dam
Chapter Thirteen - Wanker Stew
Chapter Fourteen - The Lone Ranger and Tonto
Chapter Fifteen - Posterized
Chapter Sixteen - Cockeyed Coincidence in Kaunakakai
Chapter Seventeen - Just Get On Boat
Chapter Eighteen - Days of Wine and Orchids
PART TWO
Chapter Nineteen - 'Cause You Got Me
Chapter Twenty - The Colonel and Mrs. Davis
Chapter Twenty One - Mele Kalikimaka
Chapter Twenty Two - That Ain't Opportunity Knocking
Chapter Twenty Three - How Stupid Do I Look?
Chapter Twenty Four - All the Way to Guam
Chapter Twenty Five - Stupid Arrogant Haole
Chapter Twenty Six - My Zero Tolerance Policy
Chapter Twenty Seven - One Messed Up Hombre
Chapter Twenty Eight - Gabrielle
Chapter Twenty Nine - This is Your Idea of a Plan?
Chapter Thirty - Psuedo Commandos
Chapter Thirty One - The Molokai Six
Chapter Thirty Two - I Thought You Were Friends
Chapter Thirty Three - Rudy Raids the Ranch
Chapter Thirty Four - The Molokai Minstrels
Chapter Thirty Five - Hawaii No Ka Oui
Epilogue
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
© 2008 David Heiniger. All Rights Reserved.
No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic means including information storage and retrieval systems without permission in writing from David Heiniger, except by a reviewer, who may quote brief passages in a review.
